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You know, we may have conclusively established that I work for a bunch of wankers, but today I did my entire (12 hour) shift in my Steve/Tony t-shirt so
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"Builders" have broken a window with a tree, as well as the conservatory roof they only fixed last week. Housemate can now only access her room via broken glass. They have also taken a door off the hinges without permission, and bathroom light they broke yesterday isn’t getting fixed until the right guy gets here at 6pm (because that just screams "professional builders who are not at all relatives doing this in their free time".
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All that we have, all that we had.
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The best subtitle ever
It is a miracle that New York works at all. The whole thing is implausible. Every time the residents brush their teeth, millions of gallons of water must be drawn from the Catskills and the hills of Westchester. When a young man in Manhattan writes a letter to his girl in Brooklyn, the love message gets blown to her through a pneumatic tube - pfft - just like that. The subterranean system of telephone cables, power lines, steam pipes, gas mains and sewer pipes is reason enough to abandon the island to the gods and the weevils. Every time an incision is made in the pavement, the noisy surgeons expose ganglia that are tangled beyond belief. By rights New York should have destroyed itself long ago, from panic or fire or rioting or failure of some vital supply line in its circulatory system or from some deep labyrinthine short circuit.
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oh sure if you’d rather we set things up in advance I am completely happy to do that! I just didn’t want to pressure you into anything :) do you have anything free in the next couple of weeks?
Well, I don’t know anything past next Friday - the joys of living week to week rota-wise (not conducive to stress at aaaaall, why would you think that?) - and the two days they have so graciously given me (instead of the ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK JFC NEVER FORGET) are 1) at the start of the week (so I have to store up for the Big Push etc) and 2) on either side of a 12 hour 15 min shift that starts at 1215 and finishes at half midnight (OH REALLY YOU’RE GIVING ME THE NEXT DAY OFF HOW FUCKING NICE OF YOU TRULY I AM IN YOUR DEBT) so I’m not sure I want to plan anything for them just yet.
(Mind you, maybe I do need to, just to try to clear the headspace, idk.)
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YES TO ALL LET’S BE FAKE SPIES (oh my god that’s true and I’ve not seen it in agesssss…we need to do this at some point)
MY NAME WOULD BE THE GARDENER BECAUSE I’D ALWAYS LEAVE A ROSE AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME oh wait that’s something else
I think I last saw it on my birthday? When I kept messaging you about all the highly efficient sex Tanner and Mallory were having?
(btw watch grand budapest hotel if you haven’t already, it’s like if mallory was a hotel concierge in the 1930s instead)
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I should add that if my posts are looking weird, it’s because Rich Text Editor apparently doesn’t load on my laptop or something so I’m having to do everything via HTML.
Let’s just say the HTML coding is…cranky.
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